Social Media Manager

Company: [Your Company Name]

Position: Social Media Manager (Full-Time, Remote)

Client: Babaru - The AI Clown That Roasts You Into Being a Better Human

Are you chronically online and possess a sense of humor so dark it needs a nightlight?

Do you find the relentless, toxic positivity of most self-help content to be… well, a little pathetic? Do you believe that sometimes, the best way to get someone to put down the third slice of cake is a well-timed, hilarious insult from a plush toy?

If you just muttered "obviously" under your breath, keep reading. We might have your dream job.

Babaru isn't your grandma's motivational speaker. He's a plush clown with an AI brain who specializes in calling out bad life choices with savage, yet strangely loving, precision. We're not building a cult of perfection; we're building a community of people who can laugh at their own messes while trying to be less of a mess.

We need a digital ringmaster to be the voice of Babaru across the social media circus. This isn't about posting bland corporate updates. This is about creating a culture.

Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It (And Your Therapist Approve):

You will be the human behind the clown, responsible for making the world aware that their new, judgmental, fuzzy best friend has arrived. Your goal is to build a loyal, engaged, and laughing community that grows our waitlist and, ultimately, our sales.

Key Responsibilities (Or, "How You'll Earn Your Digital Roses"):

Content Creation: Develop and execute a content strategy that is equal parts hilarious, relatable, and slightly unhinged. Think memes, short-form video scripts (Reels/TikToks), and tweets that roast universal human failures.

Community Roasting… err, Management: Engage with our followers in the comments. Amplify the funny, clap back at the trolls (with style), and make every user feel seen, even if it's to mock their questionable taste in reality TV.

Growth Hacking: Use analytics not just to report numbers, but to figure out what kind of sarcasm converts best. Experiment with new platforms and strategies to drive traffic and waitlist sign-ups.

Trendspotting: Live on the bleeding edge of internet culture, meme cycles, and digital humor. You'll need to know what's funny today and how Babaru can twist it to his own nefarious, self-improving purposes.

What You Absolutely MUST Bring to the Big Top:

Native-level English proficiency. Your grammar can be perfect when it needs to be, and gloriously broken for comedic effect.

A portfolio of savage wit. Show us your personal or professional social media accounts, a meme page you run, or any writing samples that prove you're funny. A cover letter that just lists your qualifications will be used as kindling.

Proven experience growing a social media presence (personal or for a brand). We need to see results.

Deep familiarity with TikTok, Instagram (Reels), Twitter/X, and Reddit. You know the norms, the inside jokes, and the unspoken rules of each platform.

Thick skin. You'll be dealing with the internet's chaos. You can't be the one who cries when the clown is the one who should be crying.

What's In It For You (Besides Eternal Glory)?

Competitive Salary: Paid in real, spendable USD, not in exposure or circus peanuts.

Fully Remote: Work from your couch, a coffee shop, or a existential void of your choosing. Just have a stable internet connection.

Flexible Hours: We care about output, not whether you're online at 9:01 AM. (But you must be available for some core hours for team syncs).

A Real Impact: You're not selling software; you're building a personality and a community from the ground up. You will have massive creative ownership.

A Front-Row Seat to the future of embodied AI. It's weird here. You'll love it.

How to Apply (The Filtering Process):

If you've read this far and aren't horrified, we like you already. To apply, please send an email to [Your Email Address] with the subject line: "Application from [Your Name] - The Ringmaster You Need".

In your email, please include:

Your resume/CV (Okay, fine, we'll look at it).

Links to your most relevant social profiles or managed accounts.

THE MOST IMPORTANT PART: In the body of your email, please answer these two questions:

A. Write a sample tweet from Babaru's account targeting someone who just scrolled through Instagram for 2 hours instead of going to the gym.

B. Pitch one (1) video idea for a TikTok/Reel that showcases Babaru's personality and makes a viewer want to share it immediately.

Applications that are generic, lack personality, or fail to complete part 3 will be gently, then forcefully, mocked and then discarded.

Let's make poor life choices funny together.