Basura Man
1 week ago
Here's a humorous yet semi-professional take on a job description for a "CEO Janitor" of Je Sors La Poubelle:
Job Title: CEO Janitor
Company: Je Sors La Poubelle
Location: Wherever the bins are
About Us:
At Je Sors La Poubelle, we take trash seriously—so seriously, in fact, that we've combined executive leadership with hands-on janitorial excellence. We are seeking a dynamic individual who can lead our company while also ensuring our dumpsters are pristine.
Position Overview:
As the CEO Janitor, you will oversee company strategy, growth, and operations, all while wielding a mop, broom, or garbage bag with equal finesse. This is not just a leadership role—it's a lifestyle. You'll set the vision and lead by example, proving that no task is too small for someone at the top.
Key Responsibilities:
- Strategically guide the company while keeping hallways and trash bins immaculate.
- Conduct regular "hands-on" inspections of all waste disposal areas.
- Motivate teams to achieve business goals—and to recycle properly.
- Attend board meetings in suit and gloves (optional, but encouraged).
- Implement innovative trash management and sustainability initiatives.
- Serve as the ultimate problem-solver, whether it's a business challenge or a stuck recycling bin.
Qualifications:
- Proven experience in executive leadership or janitorial work—or both.
- Ability to juggle spreadsheets and garbage bags simultaneously.
- Strong vision, charisma, and attention to detail (especially for spilled coffee or misplaced recycling).
- Exceptional multitasking skills.
- A sense of humor and humility.
Perks:
- Unlimited exposure to inspirational trash.
- Competitive compensation (in cash or compostable materials).
- Job satisfaction from seeing both your company and trash areas thrive.
How to Apply:
Send your resume and a short essay on "Why Trash and Leadership Go Hand in Hand" to
If you want, I can also create an even more absurd, meme-style version that would read like a viral job posting while still keeping "CEO Janitor" vibes. Do you want me to do that?
Job Type: OJT (On the job training)
Contract length: 1 day
Pay: Php1,000, Php1,000,001.00 per hour
Benefits:
- Company Christmas gift
- Flextime
- Fuel discount
- Gym membership
- Health insurance
- Life insurance
- On-site parking
- Paid training
- Pay raise
- Transportation service provided
- Work from home
Work Location: On the road
